Lonely Heart

While reading The Guardian online, I like to do this: Scan those weird dating pages. Some of them, in my opinion are just ridiculous. However I appreciate that London…or the UK for that matter is filled with  many human beings with varied tastes and characteristics and that, as the saying goes, there is someone for everyone. Still, I don’t particularly understand why this guy is rambling on about his garden. He then goes ahead to want an ideal match who is ’sexy’. Sexy…Garden…Sexy…Garden. Mmmmh…I’m not sure I see those two words together often.

Why should you get to know Square_Gardener?

Outside it’s raining. But I’m glad, because inside I’m warm and dry, and also it will water my very small garden. Earlier in the summer I dug up two squares in the scappy bit of grass outside the housing block I live in and installed two raised beds. I went a bit overboard at the garden centre and bought and planted a whole load of vegetables and herbs which have grown like crazy! My neighbours were at first suspicious and annoyed by this unauthorised use of public space, but they’ve been keeping track of the height of my sweet corn with increasing interest, and I think they now quite like it. Also, I’ve been giving them runner beans and courgettes which helps.

Note for those seasonally aware:
The above was written in the summer. Since then, alas, the council came along one day while I was at work and removed my garden with all my plants!! I was pretty annoyed and kicked up a fuss and got an article in the local paper which was quite fun. Should probably write something new sometime…
Tim
January 2010

 

He describes his ideal match thus:

I guess an ideal match can take a million forms… but if pushed to answer I’d like you to be smart and sexy, with a smile that makes me feel all wobbly.

 

 

Ok, what do we have here?

My cheeky friend just showed me this. Apparently it was banned in the US due its suggestive nature. I’m not sure what to think…well, actually the Brooklyn kid is kinda sexy.

Not falling

So, the actress sent me a text last night saying that she would still like to take part if I’m still looking. She said she had to go home last week hence the unavailability. I’m not sure I believe that but hey I’m still looking, so why not. It could also be because she saw the posters I put in the library yesterday…again. At this point I’m just going with the flow but the way things are going I might end up working during the Easter holidays. Meh…

On the other side, the handsome pseudo-Russian is just…great. Encouraging me and telling me it’s going to be just fine. I really appreciate that. It makes me feel…I don’t know, so many things. The other day I had terrible stomach cramps. I mean they were really bad. I think I spent the day in bed. He called me to ask what I was up to and when I told me of my predicament he started going all ‘aaaww’ and ’shhh’ on me.

He then went ahead and said, “You need a hero.”

I laughed, “If this hero will  make dinner for me and carry me back to bed, then yes, I need one now.”

He laughed and then said yes, probably that hero would do that.I like this side of him, he can be very silly if he wants to and when it’s needed for him to  be serious, he’s on it. He finished by saying I really deserve a hero. I don’t know what to make of  that but he can be my sexy hero anytime he wants.

I like this…